A Christian view of California

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford to buy a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
5. You can't remember... Is pot illegal?
6. Your daughter’s best friend is a girl that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You can't remember... is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gasoline costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the USA.
11. Unlike back home, the guy standing at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks a little like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
12. Your monthly car insurance payment is the same as your house payment.
13. You can't remember... is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are standing around text messaging each other with their cell phones.
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
19. The governor’s campaign slogan is “I’ll be back!”.
20. If you drive illegally, they take away your driver's license. If you're in the country illegally, they want to give you a driver's license.